Dan's been complaining that I haven't written a new blog. He also complains that I have too many shoes. So I'm giving away a bunch of shoes on my blog in hopes he'll stop complaining about both things. I told him this idea and he said, "You mean you're gonna write a blog to Jess telling her she can have your shoes?" Yeah, basically. And that brings us to the first pair.
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| Purple and teal plaid, open toe, Baker's Shoes, Size 8 |
Jess Egan has attempted to steal these shoes from my closet on more than one occasion. She gets first dibs. And only if she passes on them will they become fair game to the general Blogger public. You know you all want them. I can see you gasping through the screen now.
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| Steve Madden, Black leather, Size 8 |
Only worn once. While going through my closet, I put these on to show Dan. I paraded out into the living room and said, "What do you think? Keep or give away?" He said, "Those look like [an invitation to engage in adult activity] heels." I definitely don't need to send that vibe out, but if you want to send that vibe out I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to give you the shoes.
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| Purple, open toe flats, Old Navy, Size 8 |
So I bought these at Old Navy. I guess for the same reason you buy anything at Old Navy, they're cute and cheap. Then I never wore them, as, again, is the case with most things I buy at Old Navy. So now they can be yours for the low low price of not-a-damn thing.
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| Brown Cowboy Boots, Cathy Jean, Size 8 |
Cowboy boots...what can I say? I bought them for a Halloween Costume. Yeah, cowgirl. Then I lent them out twice to someone who needed them for a cowgirl costume. You can feel free to use them for whatever you want, no cowgirl outfit required.
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| Tan Mary Janes, Nine West, Size 8 |
Ok, yes, these are a little boring. But if you're forced to dress up for work like I used to be, these are your best friend. They're closed-toe so they adhere to any pesky shoe rules your office might have, plus they're low, easy-to-walk-in (or run, depending on your situation) dress shoes. Slightly more worn than the rest, but still in good condition.
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| Grey Suede Bootie Flats, Steve Madden, Size 8 |
I thought these were super cute and seemed to be all the bootie/flats rage. Then I got them home and remembered I'm 5'3" when I jump in the air so I probably don't need boots that emphasize shortness.
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| Shiny Mustard Yellow, Chinese Laundry, Size 8 |
These are totally, 100% comfortable. Like pillows on your feet. That's why I've chosen to get rid of them. Trust me. Anyway, they're an excellent shoe if you need a
POP of color.
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| Purple & Black plaid, Steve Madden, Size 8, run small |
Caption says it all. They were cute. They were on sale. I brought them home. I wore them once. They hurt my toes. Now they collect dust. I'll clean the dust off if you want them.
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| BCBG, Size 8, Multi-Colored Wedges |
So hip, so modern, so not made for walking long distances. If your main job in life is to stand still and look pretty, these are your shoes. They're worth the sacrifice. I think I'll miss these most of all...
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| Grey, Keds, Size 8 |
And last but not least, these comfy kicks. Worn once, then sat in my closet until I realized no person in their right mind needed 3 pair of grey sneakers. These can easily be funked up with colorful shoelaces, which was my original plan when I bought them, but now I'm too tired for funk.
Seriously, if you want any of these shoes, just comment below or message me. If I like you, or if you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, they're yours free of charge. If I don't like you, you have to pay shipping. I'm not a shoe bank, ya know. So why am I giving away so many pretty shoes? Because Goddammit, my feet hurt and my closet is small.
