Today is my last official day as a Floridian and tomorrow Dan and I embark on our cross-country road trip for California! Coast-to-coast!! Am I crazy? Don’t answer.
Things I will not miss about Florida:
1) Walking out the door at 7 am and breaking out into an immediate, full-body sweat.
2) I-4 and the five thousand toll roads I am forced to drive on to get in and out of the city.
3) Strip malls
4) Strip malls
5) Theme parks, all of them and everything about them.
6) Sunburns even after repetitive and liberal applications of sun block.
Things I will miss about Florida:
1) Redneck dive bars, specifically Kings Duck Inn where the draft beer is so cold there are icicles floating in it!!
2) Park Ave CD’s and their willingness to special order anything my heart (and ears) desire.
3) Mellow Mushroom Pizza (perhaps I’ll open a franchise in California)
5) Jess Egan
6) Jess Egan’s food
Jess, if I give you my new address will you mail me Thanksgiving dinner?
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