Things I've said in front of the new HR Rep at work before I knew she was HR and I totally thought she worked in accounting:
1. "Fuck"
2. "What the fuck?"
3. "You piece of shit avatars! I hate you virtual fucks!"
4. "Why the hell is there so much talking!?"
5. Susan to Jamie: "I don't want to talk to you anymore." Jamie to Susan: "And I don't want to hear you talking to me anymore."
6. Susan to the office: "What would be good for a Halloween lunch?" Jamie to Susan: "Not coming to work."
7. "I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!"
8. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay...1st!" (In imitation of a Facebook comment)
9. "What the fuck, dude?"
10. "Who does this hoe think she is?!"
11. "Yer breakin' my balls, dude."
12. "Eff this shit, yo! Let's drink!"
And lucky number 13...
"Just don't name it 'Furry Patrol.'"
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